Two Lucas Converations

To me as I was arriving home from the gym...

Lucas: "Mommy, what's that?"
Me: "It's my Gatorade that I used in spin class."

a few minutes passed...

Lucas: "Mommy, I want some of that alligator and pretzels!" (GATORade and alliGATOR - hehe)

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Scene: Lucas had a dirty pull-up. Jeff and I did rock/paper/scissors to see who was going to help him put on a clean pull-up. We tied the first two rounds and then Jeff beat me on the third one. I always beat him at rock/paper/scissors so when he beat me I clapped my hands together and said, "damn!"

Lucas: "Mommy, Daddy, what are you doing? What's this?" as he slaps his hands together..."smack, smack, smack, damn!"

Oops!